Then BAM! New 2023 Explorer 40 rep from JVS factory! What *is* that even? Is it a car? A watch? My guess is, based on the random capitalization, it’s some kinda fancy gadget that costs way more than it should. You know, the kind of thing rich people buy to impress other rich people who already have ten of them.
And hold on, there’s more! “ELEVAGE DE « PETITES BÊTES : Ecole maternelle REP Explorer” Okay, now we’re talking about… bug raising in a kindergarten? What is this, some weird French educational experiment? I’m picturing a bunch of five-year-olds with magnifying glasses and jars full of creepy crawlies. Nightmare fuel, honestly. And then, completely unrelated, there’s REP EXPLORER Insect Repellent! See? Mixed bag. One minute it’s bugs, the next it’s *repelling* bugs. The universe is a strange place. I wonder if the insect repellent can repel five-year-olds… just kidding (mostly).
Oh, and Opencascade? Topology? Yeah, that’s going right over my head. Sounds like something you’d learn in a university course that you’d immediately forget after the final exam.
And then… Crews, domain names, and website builders? What does this have to do with anything? It’s like someone threw a bunch of random internet search results into a blender and called it a day. I bet the person who registered www.rep.ie is having a good laugh right now. Probably sitting on a beach somewhere, sipping a margarita, while we’re all trying to figure out what a “REP Explorer” actually *is*.
And the Explorers’ League? Dwarven origins? Archaeology? Now *this* is more like it! Finally, something with a little bit of adventure! I bet Indiana Jones would be right at home with the Explorers’ League. Unless, you know, he was too busy running from giant boulders.
