And then you got Farfetch, screaming about Gucci dresses hitting the online scene. “Buy women’s fashion online in up to 12x with fixed shipping and free returns!” Okay, cool, but who’s actually buying a *Gucci* dress on credit? I mean, maybe? I’m not judging… much. It’s just… seems risky, y’know?
Then there’s the official Gucci website, all slick and “Explore the latest collections and campaigns.” Campaigns, plural! Like, they’ve got campaigns coming outta their ears. It’s almost… overwhelming. Oh, and they mention contacting them, which feels kinda distant, like yelling into the void. I always wonder who actually uses those things.
But the “100 Ways to Wear Gucci” thing? That’s kinda cool, I guess. Shows there’s some versatility, right? Though, honestly, can *anyone* really pull off a full head-to-toe Gucci look without looking like they just robbed a mannequin? I’m thinking not. Unless you’re, like, Harry Styles. He can pull off anything. It’s not fair.
And then… the bit about the website not being able to provide a specific description for Gucci Maxi Dresses? What the heck is *that* about? It’s like a robot shrug. “Sorry, can’t explain this to ya.” So helpful.
Look, here’s the thing. Gucci attire is… complicated. It’s aspirational, obviously. It’s luxurious, duh. But it’s also… kinda confusing sometimes. I mean, is it art? Is it fashion? Is it just a really expensive way to signal that you have a lot of disposable income? Probably a little of all three, to be honest. I think it depends on how you wear it. And maybe how much you paid for it, which, let’s be real, is probably a *lot*. I saw a belt there for almost 500 bucks, I can buy a car for that much, used of course.
