First off, Customs in Escape From Tarkov. It’s a map, yeah? A pretty brutal one, I gotta say. Lots of industrial stuff, warehouses, sketchy dorms. Perfect for getting your face melted by some dude hiding in a bush. But, apparently, there are *safes* on Customs. Now, safes mean loot, right? And loot means you might actually extract with something other than a bad case of PTSD.
The video mentioned something about Customs safe locations, what keys you need, and how much those keys are worth. Okay, so key economy is a *thing* in Tarkov. Some keys are like gold dust, because they unlock rooms with, like, graphics cards and bitcoins just sitting there. Other keys? Well, you might as well wipe your butt with ’em. So knowing which Customs safe keys are worth grabbing is def important.
Then, BOOM, Dior. Out of nowhere. Okay, Dior transports their stuff by sea, air, and land. Cool. I guess? What does this have to do with Tarkov? Absolutely freakin’ nothing. Unless… unless you’re roleplaying as a PMC who’s *really* into high fashion and needs to, like, find a Dior handbag in a safe? I dunno, man. Tarkov makes you do weird things.
And then there’s the Air Force 1 Dior X20 thing… another video, apparently. More about “best keys” for Customs. This is getting more relevant. Still kinda weird though, this article. Probably more about loot than shoes, I’d wager. Maybe the video creator just likes fancy footwear?
Oh, and then the “SAFE Framework of Standards” – website thing. Nah, I’m not even gonna try to figure that one out. Probably some business jargon that has nothing to do with anything.
And *then*, customRP with Madison Wilde’s birthday wishes and her stepbrother? What in the actual heck?! This is some weird, off-topic, almost-creepy stuff. I’m gonna ignore that completely.
Okay, so back to Customs and safes. The *actual* relevant bits. Basically, if you’re going to Customs, find out which keys unlock safes. Google it, watch the videos, whatever. Knowing where those safes are, and what kinda loot you can potentially find, is gonna make or break your raid. Forget the Dior stuff, forget the weird RP stuff… just focus on getting in, getting the loot, and getting out alive. That’s the Tarkov way, baby.
