Okay, so, maybe not *everyone* knows Goyard. Basically, they’re this fancy-pants brand that’s been around for AGES, and they’re super known for their… that, like, Y-print stuff. It’s called Goyardine, apparently. And their scarves? Yeah, they’ve got that all over ’em.
What I find funny is, you can apparently get Goyard scarves authenticated on The RealReal, like, secondhand. Up to 90% off? Shiiiit, sign me up! (Although, ngl, kinda makes you wonder how many fake ones are floating around, ya know?)
And then you see stuff like “This is an authentic GOYARD Silk Goyardine Scarf in Black. This piece has been crafted with 100% silk and features the iconic print of Goyard with a black background and white…” Like, DUH. It’s a Goyard scarf. We get it. But hey, I guess you gotta spell it out for some people, right?
Grailed’s got ’em too, alongside other designers. It’s kinda cool how they’ve become this status symbol, like “Yeah, I casually own a piece of Goyard.” (Even if it’s just a scarf, lol). I mean, I *wish* I could casually own a Goyard anything. Maybe someday, after I win the lottery and stop ordering takeout every night. A girl can dream, right?
Then you get into the whole “how do you even *wear* a scarf” thing. I saw something about Hermès scarves and different tying methods. Okay, okay, Hermès is NOT Goyard, but let’s be real, they’re in the same kinda “bougie scarf” category. Honestly, I’d probably just tie it around my neck or, like, haphazardly drape it over my shoulder. I’m not exactly a scarf-tying *artiste*, ya know? I’m more of a “throw it on and hope for the best” kinda gal.
And then, COMPLETELY random, I saw something about DJ Khaled and a jacket. WTF does that have to do with Goyard scarves? I dunno. Maybe the algorithm just thinks I’m a walking fashion disaster and throws random stuff at me. Who knows? Maybe DJ Khaled secretly wears a Goyard scarf under his jacket. The world may never know.
