First off, lemme just say, Balenciaga scarves? Pricey. Like, REALLY pricey. We’re talking mortgage payment territory for something you wrap around your neck. Is it worth it? That’s a whole other can of worms, and honestly, depends if you’re trying to flex on your Instagram followers or actually stay warm. I mean, a regular scarf works just fine for keeping you cozy, ya know?
Now, “EU Stock” implies you’re hunting for these bad boys within the European Union. Which makes sense, Balenciaga’s kinda European, right? So, you’re probably looking to avoid those nasty import taxes and shipping fees if you happen to be chilling in Europe yourself. Smart move.
But where do you FIND this “EU Stock” we speak of? Well, the internet, duh. You got your obvious suspects: the official Balenciaga website (duh!), and the usual suspects when it comes to re-selling sites like StockX. StockX is cool because they “verify” the authenticity, which is important because, let’s be real, there are more fake Balenciaga scarves out there than there are… well, I don’t know, something REALLY common.
The thing is, “scarf” is a pretty broad term. You got your classic fringed jacquards, those oversized wool behemoths that look like you’re wearing a blanket (and probably cost as much as one), and then there’s the logo-mania stuff. Remember that Jacquard Allover Logo Macro Scarf? Loud. Very loud. But some people dig that in-your-face branding. Me? Eh, depends on the day.
And don’t even get me started on the colors. Black’s always a safe bet, classic, goes with everything. But I saw a “red checked wool scarf” and now I’m picturing something that your grandpa might rock, but, like, in a *fashionable* way. Or maybe not. Honestly, fashion’s weird.
I saw some blurb about a “peeling wool” scarf. Peeling wool? Sounds… uncomfortable. And a little bit like you bought a used scarf from someone’s cat. Maybe that’s just me. Maybe that’s the *look* they’re going for. Balenciaga does have a knack for making the unconventional… conventionally expensive. And then, a “blue outspace puffer jacket”?? I know it says scarf but my brain is not computing that.