So, you’re after some Gucci kicks. Smart move, honestly. That whole “cult classic” vibe they’ve got going on with the Ace sneakers? Yeah, I get it. That smooth white leather, the stripey thing… it’s iconic. I mean, even I, who sometimes rock socks with sandals (don’t judge!), can appreciate the *look*.
But where to *get* these elusive EU stock Gucci shoes? That’s the real question, innit? Mytheresa, Farfetch, THE OUTNET… it’s like a fashion scavenger hunt. Farfetch even boasts about “express shipping!” which, let’s be real, is code for “you’ll still be waiting a week, but at least you’ll *feel* fancy while doing it.”
And then there’s the size thing. Ugh. Shoe sizes are a freaking *nightmare*. You’ve got EU, US, UK… it’s a whole international incident waiting to happen. Thank goodness for size conversion charts, even if they’re probably wrong half the time. I swear, I once ordered a pair of shoes using a chart and ended up with something that looked like clown shoes. Traumatic, I tell ya.
Now, they’re not just about the Ace sneakers, though. Gucci does slippers, slide sandals… the whole shebang. “Exudes style” is what they say. I say, it exudes “expensive.” Like, seriously, my bank account weeps just *looking* at them. But hey, if you’ve got the cash, why not, right?
Oh, and let’s not forget the *men*. Men get Gucci shoes too! Leather, canvas, Horsebit Loafers (what *are* those anyway? Sounds like something you’d find at a stable), Ace Sneakers… apparently, they’re all made with “premium materials.” I’m guessing that means they won’t fall apart after wearing them twice, which, considering the price, is the *least* they could do.
