So, “Generic Dior”… is it a *thing*? Kinda seems like it. We’re talking about, like, knock-off versions of Dior perfumes, right? The kind that promise you’ll smell like Sauvage without dropping a month’s rent on the real deal. And judging by the “My Dior —-O Perfume Sauvage – Dior 100ml – Genérico Nº 18” bit, they even give ’em serial numbers like they’re trying to *really* convince you.
Then there’s the whole “Genérico inspirado em J’Adore Christian – Dior (Genérico Nr. 28) Feminino,” which just confirms that they’re tackling the ladies’ scents too. J’Adore is a classic, so naturally, someone’s gonna try and clone it. “Synonymous with beauty, charm, elegance and luxury”? Yeah, that’s what they *want* you to think about their generic version, anyway. Probably smells…kinda like J’Adore, maybe a bit more…alcohol-y? Just sayin’.
The thing that cracks me up is this “Denim —-Descubra o mundo da Christian Dior (CD) no Brasil…” part. What’s Denim got to do with it? Is this some weird brand association thing? Did someone wear Dior while wearing denim? Makes absolutely no sense. But hey, neither does the fact that the “Dior Site Officiel” is mentioned, and then it jumps to “perfumes importados com preço baixo de verdade.” Like, is it an official Dior thing or a discount perfume site claiming to sell the *real* stuff? Confusing.
And then, outta nowhere, we get “Is Xerjoff Naxos blind buy worthy? : r/fragrance.” What the heck does that even mean? It’s someone asking if a completely different perfume from a different brand is worth buying without smelling it first. What does this have to do with generic Dior? Absolutely nothing. It’s like someone threw random Google search results at a wall and hoped something stuck.
But the “Fahrenheit – Dior (Genérico Nr. 4016) Masculino” bit brings us back to the clone game. Fahrenheit is a *bold* choice to clone. That stuff smells like gasoline and violets, in a good way, I guess. Can you *really* replicate that for cheap? I’m skeptical. “A perfume for men that defies time?” I mean, that’s marketing talk for ya. My guess is that the generic version smells like watered-down gasoline and slightly wilted violets.