First off, you *know* AP. It’s Audemars Piguet, not some fly-by-night operation. We’re talking haute horlogerie, which basically means super-fancy watchmaking. The kind of thing that makes your bank account weep a little (or a lot, depending). And yeah, they make ’em for women too. I mean, duh? Women like nice things too.
I’ve seen a few of these “mini” Royal Oaks popping up online, and honestly? They’re kinda cute. I mean, if you’re into that whole “expensive, understated elegance” vibe. Which, let’s be real, most of us are *somewhere* deep down. They’re definitely not the flashy, bling-tastic type of watch. Think more “I have money, but I don’t need to shout it from the rooftops.” You know, that kind of vibe.
One thing I noticed is, like, they’re all about the materials. Finest materials, they keep saying. I’m guessing that means no cheap plastic involved. We’re talking gold, platinum, maybe even some sparkly bits if you’re lucky (or unlucky, depending on your taste). And stainless steel too, of course. Gotta have the classics.
So, you might be thinking, “Okay, great, they’re small and expensive. What’s the point?” Well, the point (I think) is that they’re a statement. A subtle one, but a statement nonetheless. It’s saying, “I appreciate craftsmanship. I have good taste. And I can afford a small, ridiculously expensive watch.” Plus, I gotta admit, a small watch can be a nice change from those giant, dinner-plate-sized monstrosities some people wear. I mean, come on, sometimes less really *is* more, right?
Now, finding one? That’s a whole other story. You could hit up FARFETCH, apparently they have pre-owned ones. And maybe the Audemars Piguet website itself, but be prepared to navigate a world of luxury and exclusivity. And definitely be prepared to pay. Cuz these ain’t cheap.
Oh, and one more thing! Don’t even *think* about buying a fake. Seriously. Just… don’t. You’ll feel bad, you’ll look bad, and honestly, the quality just won’t be there. Save up, do some research, and get the real deal. It’s worth it. (Probably. I mean, I haven’t actually *bought* one yet, but I’m pretty sure it’s worth it.)