You got the “BOLSA TRIOMPHE TEEN” in various materials – couro de bezerro em camurça (which, uh, I think means calfskin suede? My Portuguese isn’t what it used to be, lol) and then you got the *fancy* one… the “Bolsa TRIOMPHE TEEN em Niloticus Crocodile!” Okay, Celine, we get it, you’re bougie.
And then there’s this “TEEN TRIOMPHE BAG IN Triomphe Canvas and Calfskin,” which sounds a little less intimidating, price-wise, maybe? R$ 23,500.00… whatever that translates to in real-person money. Still probably a lot, tbh. I’m guessing that R$ means “Really Spendy,” which is… accurate.
The whole “Bibliotheque Nationale” collection thing I see in the first line… is that even related? I dunno, this is kinda throwing me off. Maybe they’re going for that intellectual-chic vibe? Like, “Oh, I’m just popping into the national library with my crocodile Triomphe bag, no big deal.” Yeah, okay.
Honestly, I’m kinda confused by the whole thing. They’re mentioning skateboards in tiger print alongside this super luxe crocodile bag? It’s like they’re trying to appeal to everyone at once, which, as we all know, rarely works. Are they trying to say you can be a skater *and* a Celine-carrying socialite? Probs not.
And the “SHORT STRAP IN TEXTILE AND CALFSKIN” thing… is that, like, extra? Do you *have* to get a special short strap? Because that just feels like a blatant money grab. I bet it costs, like, half the price of the bag itself. Sigh.
Look, the bags are probably beautiful, I’m not gonna lie. I’ve seen Celine bags, they’re usually well-made and stylish. But the whole presentation feels… messy? Like someone threw a bunch of keywords into a blender and hoped for the best. And the fact that they’re pushing this “teen” version so hard… I dunno, rubs me the wrong way a little. Like they’re trying to get ’em hooked young.
