First off, I gotta say, it’s kinda funny how many different ways they try to get you to buy one. Like, I saw this ad for men’s shoes – sneakers, boots, loafers – and then BAM! “Discover Dolce&Gabbana® bags.” What’s *that* got to do with anything? Makes no sense, honestly. But hey, marketing, am I right?
Then there’s this one ad where they’re talking about some “DG Mini Sicily Von Bag Red.” A mouthful, seriously. Apparently, it’s in “perfeito estado” (that’s Portuguese, I think? Fancy!). And get this: it “acomoda todos os tamanhos de telefone.” Like, that’s the selling point? That my phone fits? My grandma’s purse fits my phone! Come on, D&G, you can do better than that.
And the whole “Embrace Italian luxury for all occasions” thing? I mean, yeah, they’re pretty. I saw one on Farfetch, looked pretty slick. But “all occasions”? I’m not taking a Dolce & Gabbana clutch to the grocery store, you know? Unless I’m feeling *extra* fancy, which, let’s be real, is never.
Oh, and the “icon to wear at store.dolcegabbana.com”? Seriously? “Icon to wear”? That just sounds weird. Like, I’m supposed to wear a freakin’ icon? Maybe they meant “wearable icon”? IDK, maybe it’s me, but the wording is a bit off.
Frete grátis no dia Compre Bag Dolce Gabbana parcelado sem juros! Saiba mais sobre nossas incríveis ofertas e promoções em milhões de produtos. What? Lol. Looks like something is getting lost in translation.
Honestly, the prices are probably insane. Like, I bet you could buy a decent used car for the price of one of those bags. I mean, they *are* beautiful, don’t get me wrong. And if you’ve got the cash, go for it. But me? I’m sticking with my trusty, slightly-worn-out, but totally functional bag.
