And then there’s this “Topgrade” place, I guess? Offering 20% off. Sounds… sketchy? I dunno. Maybe it’s legit. You gotta be careful out there, ya know? Especially with designer stuff. Counterfeits are EVERYWHERE. I saw this dude the other day rocking a Gucci belt that was, like, *aggressively* fake. The buckle was practically neon gold. It was… a choice.
Farfetch is in the mix too, apparently. They’re all about “punchy paisley print baseball caps.” Paisley? On Givenchy? That sounds… interesting. I’m not sure I’m vibing with that. I’m more of a minimalist kinda guy, myself. Gimme a plain black baseball cap, and I’m good to go. Maybe with a *tiny* logo. Nothing too flashy.
Oh, and then there’s “NO.1 FACTORY” also pushing Farfetch stuff. It’s all very… convoluted. Everyone’s trying to sell you a Givenchy hat, I swear. Are they even *that* great? I mean, they’re probably nice quality, sure. But are they worth the hype? And the price tag? That’s the real question, isn’t it? I’m not convinced, TBH. Unless I win the lottery, I think I’ll stick with my trusty, beat-up baseball cap from the thrift store. It’s got character! And it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg. Plus, I feel like I could actually *wear* it without worrying about spilling coffee on it or something.
And wait, what’s this about perfume and cologne alongside hats on Farfetch?! That seems… random. Are they trying to sell you a whole “look”? Head-to-toe Givenchy? My bank account just whimpered a little.
