First off, you see that “Piazza Duomo, 31” address? That’s Milan, baby! That’s where the magic happens. Or, at least, where Camera Moda (whatever *that* is) is located. Is it related to Prada? Seems kinda sus, but I’m going with maybe. Maybe they’re like… coordinating fashion stuff? Who knows.
Then, BAM! Prada logo and brand. Yeah, we all know Prada. “PRAH-də,” it says. Okay, good to know I’ve been butchering the pronunciation for years. Anyway, 1913? Mario Prada? Old school, huh? Leather handbags, travel accessories… you know, the usual luxury suspects. Makes me wonder what kind of travel accessories we’re talkin’ bout here. Diamond encrusted luggage? Probably, knowing Prada.
And then out of nowhere: Tênis Feminino! What the heck? Oh, right, sneakers. Guess they do sneakers too. But the REALLY interesting thing is the makeup and skincare line! Hidden brand codes? Exacting details? Sounds like a conspiracy! I bet there’s some secret Prada society that only understands the true meaning of their eyeliner. I mean, c’mon, “Prada devotees would expect?” They’re not wrong, those people are hardcore.
Store Locator? Yeah, yeah, we know how to find a Prada store. Give me a break. Oh, wait, login to manage your account… That’s actually kinda useful. Maybe I should sign up. Nah, too lazy. Plus, I’d probably just max out my credit card buying stuff I don’t need.
And then… a hooded down jacket! Okay, back to clothes. Re-Nylon Gabardine? Recycled nylon? Good for them, I guess. But honestly, does anyone REALLY care where the nylon comes from as long as the jacket looks good? (Don’t answer that. I’m being rhetorical… mostly.)
